Dear `catluvr2,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it last year in your camping car and I saw you sit on the crazy monk. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand that I did a sex-change. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I will tell the authorities about your eggplant-fetishism.

Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,
=OhmGueil



(stolen from ~Amuris's journal)
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